the signs as pete wentz food tweets

• ARIES: You are worth your weight in Mac n cheese.
• TAURUS: have a mint tea and chill the fvck out. :)
• GEMINI: eating cotton candy for breakfast try to stop me.
• CANCER: Cake Cake Cake Cake
• LEO: You're telling me no weed was involved in coming up with the peanutbutter pop tart? Ok
• VIRGO: need to start a kickstarter for snacks for me.
• LIBRA: i really only ship myself and pizza.
• SCORPIO: @patrickstump can we get taco bell tonight?
• SAGITTARIUS: 18 dollar minibar kitkat dinner again.
• CAPRICORN: I'm gonna start a company that just makes the Dorito dust. So you can put it on everything. Like Dorito chicken nuggets or whatever.
• AQUARIUS: ate kitkat ice cream for breakfast today cause i'm an adult who makes my own choices
• PISCES: my uber driver told me the correct pronunciation of "acai bowl".

reblog • 23.04.16 12:38pm • 4042
via

filed under: # fob # fav # Nate # Peter # Aries